Maybe I’ll bake a cake Posted in: Opinions G“Oh, well, a-bless my soul, but what’s wrong with me?I’m itchin’ like a man on a fuzzy tree My friends say I’m actin’ wild as a bug I’m in love … I’m all shook up.”— 1956 Song lyrics by Otis Blackwell Someday, I want to be a column writer. When I grow up.Wouldn’t it be amazing? To be like those gifted writers who create something out of nothing. Individuals who can write about anything at the drop of a hat. Any subject. Any time. Just crack my knuckles like a concert pianist and start creating magic with the keys.Someone like ...PLEASE LOG IN FOR PREMIUM CONTENT. Our website requires visitors to log in to view the best local news. Not yet a subscriber? Subscribe today!