Not Even Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos Posted in: News Guest Column There’s Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos is the title of a book by Jim Hightower, former ag commissioner of Texas and talk radio host. The phrase is aimed against noncommittal, cowardly people who refuse to take sides on an important issue. But as we must see in John 8:42-59, when it comes to Jesus, there isn’t even a middle of the road for yellow stripes and dead armadillos, much less for people—you are either with Him or against Him, with Jesus or with Satan, no third way given. How do ...PLEASE LOG IN FOR PREMIUM CONTENT. Our website requires visitors to log in to view the best local news. Not yet a subscriber? Subscribe today!